September 25, 2007 04907: Sep20072007k11UTC049Tuesdayam07Tuesday20072007-09-25T00:11:46+00:00k...12:11 am

Keith Van Awesome

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Keith Van HornThe pink packaging, Vanilla Ice inspired pose and dramatically mismatched arms just scream “special edition extended series”.

What does extended series mean? I can only imagine at the end of a long hard day of sports figurine making the SLU folks wind up with some “left over” material. Rather than throw out that misprinted pink packaging they simply frankensteined a few less popular players out of some spare body parts. this explains how KVH wound up with one John Stockton Arm and another from Mark Eaton. In support of this theory is the lack of knee socks. KVH without knee socks is like Kurt Rambis without ugly, never happened.

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